Avery at Mommy's office
So this week Mommy needed my keen analytical skills to help her with her work load. It seems that she was trying to finish yet another paper, but the results just weren't meeting her predictions.
Avery reviewing the statistical methods Mommy used in her paper
After reviewing the statistical methods she used, I noticed that Mommy was still using Carmines & Zeller's inter-item correlation methods when in fact her sample size had increased to where this method no longer applies (e.g. over 10 samples). I advised her that she should instead use Bordens & Abbott's methods instead.
error Avery found in her paper
And upon further review, I could just tell that something was off with the data. It was a gut feeling, but I could just smell/taste that the data was way off.
Avery smelling that the data was off ...
... and Avery tasting that the data was off ...
... and Avery really tasting even more how much the data was off
Avery putting her 'stamp of approval'
... and Avery really tasting even more how much the data was off
And finally eureka, I found the problem with the data!!! Mommy made a typical rookie professor mistake that just needed a second set of eyes (and my wisdom) ... she simply just switched the rows and columns when running the data thru her statistical software which led to the bogus results. Just a quick and easy modification will solve that problem!
Good thing Mommy had me to help her out ... this time!
Good thing Mommy had me to help her out ... this time!
(and Mommy agreed)
on Mommy's corrected/finished paper
1 comment:
Dear Avery,
Thank god your mommy has such a terrific businessbaby to help her out! I believe you are exhibiting the characteristics of future Phds of the academic world. How ground-breaking of you to incorporate all the senses into your invesitgation of the data. Imagine all this time people have been interpreting data just using numbers and statistical formulas forgetting completely that humans have keen tasting and smelling senses to use. Wow! You should send this discovery to Harvard so the academics can study your technique.
A keen observer of talent
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