... I was snug as a bug just sawing logs on the couch when the next thing I know is that I'm on the floor and my head hurts really really bad ... just what the heck happen, Mommy and Daddy???
So I'm not sure if it's possibly negligence on Mommy and/or Daddy or if it was truly "just an accident" as they like to call it ... I mean really, is it that hard to keep track of little ol' me??? I think their lucky I just don't know how to use a phone yet, otherwise I would have called Goldberg and Osborn to start documenting a lawsuit. Time is money, and me having to spend 5 hrs in the ER (even going past midnight on a workday no less) is not how I want to spend my time.
Just don't let it happen again Mommy and Daddy!!!!
FYI, the ER doc and my pediatrician (who I saw a few days later) said I was a-ok and didn't really break anything important.
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Geez Avery, you sure do know how to use those baby blue eyes to your advantage. Exactly where is that "bruise" you screamed so loudly about. I heard you even threw in a few good upchucks!
I think our next story time will include this story called "The Boy Who Cried Wolf".
Tucson Grandma
Avery, being a bit of a clutz myself (not implying that you are, of course) I have gotten a few similar bruises, and they really hurt a lot! I'm glad you recovered so quickly.
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