Merry Merry Christmas!!!

SWEET MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL!!!

Emery: "Nothing to see here, I'm just decorating our Christmas Tree!!! 
Please don't look at my BUTT!!!"

 

Daddy: "See the lights I did this year."

Avery: "But Daddy, I wish you did lights at our house like this instead!"
Emery: "I know, I know, right?"

Emery: "I feel all warm at the crazy fire throwing show!"

Christmas Eve dinner photo opt.

Emery: "Yummy!!!"

 Daddy: "THIS IS TOO MANY PRESENTS!!!"

"SANTA WROTE US BACK A NOTE!!?!??!?"

 

All the stuff .... we got tons and tons, watch the videos to see ...

Emery: "Tons of electronics ..."

"... and big stuffed animals ... AWESOME!!!"

Avery: "Bike riding time!!!"

Emery: "Even Stinky Stella got a stuffed toy!!!"

Narrator: "A quick breakfast, everyone each on a device, and then ..."

"... Auntie Em time!!!"

Emery: "Time to eat brunch with Emmy!!!"

 Daddy: "THIS IS WAY TOO MANY PRESENTS ...
FOR SECOND CHRISTMAS!!!"

Emery: "Let's get to it!!"

Avery: "Looks like my hands shrunk ... TINY HANDS!!"

Emery: "Hi, I'm not a lunatic!"

Avery: "Sweet gift, thanks GrandMa Wendy and GrandPa Charlie!!!"

Emery: "No way!!! Thanks GrandMa Wendy and GrandPa Charlie!!!"

Emery: "Watch out, here I come. 
Lunatic Emery on the loose!!!"

Emery: "Now it's time to practice!"

Emery: "By practice, I did not mean you Auntie. I meant me!!!"

Everyone: "No way! Grandma, you are going to hurt yourself!!!"

Auntie: "Now it's time for laser tag!!!"

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!

Mommy: "Now it's time for hot tub spicing up!!!"

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Goshin Jutsu Emery!!!

Emery: "Prepare to go down, bad hombre!!!"

Emery: "Hi, I'm Emery and I have been doing goshonjitsu"

Emery: " 'ITSE' is what I say a lot during practice"  

Emery: "Oh, this is my teacher Sensae John" 

Sensae John: "Good job, Emery"

Sensae John: "This badge is Kodenkan. Wear it with honor!"

Emery: "I'm so excited to get my badge soon"

Emery's Family: "Congratulations Emery!!!"

Fun School Stuff!!!

Pizza Day, Pizza Day, 

I love my Pizza Day, 

especially because ...

... Daddy came to school today, 

Daddy came to school for Pizza Day ...

and STEPPERS (aka running laps)!!!

Big Sis Avery at her BIG MIDDLE SCHOOL performance!!! 

(watch video below)

Thanksgiving

THANKSGIVING, TAKE 1:

FATHER: You know, Child.  You are very lucky to have this meal in front of you.

DAUGHTER 1: Yeah, Yeah.  I know.

DAUGHTER 1: Just don't make me buy school lunch again.

FATHER: I dare say... You are very right.

THANKSGIVING, TAKE 2:

 GRANDMA: Eat su'more turkey dearie.

DAUGHTER 2: Okay.

DAUGHTER 1: No thanks, Grandma, I'm full.

MOM: Mom, why did you make so much turkey? 

GRANDPA: Don't question your mum's ways, or else!

THANKSGIVING, TAKE 3: 

(Our last, desperate attempt, this time at home)

DAUGHTER 2: Why did we put up the Christmas Tree so early?

DAD: Ask your mother {Hum-bug}!

MOM: What do you mean? Its heavenly!?!?!

DAUGHTER 1: I don't really care, at least it looks pleasant...ish. 

DAUGHTER 2: (Banging fork on table, chanting) Bring out the turkey!
Bring out the turkey!

DAD: Watch yhe mouth, or maybe yhe won't get any!!! Arg!!!!!!!

POST-THANKSGIVING, TAKE 1

 DAUGHTERS 1 and 2: Mommy, we have secret.  We are from the other side. {Dolphin sounds}

MOTHER: No! It can't be TRUE!??!?!

FATHER: (Runs [swims] in) What in Mermaidia- No! My children! You can't be...

DOLPHINS!?!?!

DAUGHTERS 1 and 2: {Chanting creepily} We are from the other side...

 MOTHER and FATHER: {Screams}


THE END

Hope you enjoyed our new play called "Weird Thanksgiving" 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

Happy Halloween!!!!!

 HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MY WITCHES!!!!

Me and Avery were carving plumpkins!!!
(Yes, PLUMPKINS!)

Don't you just adore Ichabod????

He's the plumpkin on the left.

Gerty/Gertrude is on the right, his master is named Avery.

I think you know what I am... 
A poopy, tooty cushion!
But do you have any idea what Avery is?
Avery is her really scarry Inglish teacher,
who odviosly din't teech her how to spell
(NOTE: I told Avery what to write and she wrote it... with HER spelling)

Scout No, our dog, even wore a costume!

A.K.A ... Ms Old Dog With An Elbow Brace.

However, our other dog did not even bother ... much too sleepy!

This is my very BFF bestest friend in the whole world.

And this is Avery and her very best friend,
HANNAH the BANANA!!!!
A.K.A.
BANANAZ4LIFEGIRLIE 
A.K.A.
Hannah

Now for some dancing at the Halloween Dance!!!!

Then HALLOWEENY partying at a ghoulish friend's house!!!!

And now for the big finale, here I am with my BFF dudes 
to go out for some 'Trick or Treating' yo ...

... but unfortunately I was the one in for a trick ... 

I broke my foot falling down stairs getting candy?!?!?!?!!!

And here I am the next day with crunches ...

... and finally a walking boot a week later!!!!

MANY TRICKS AND ONLY A FEW TREATS 
FOR THIS HALLOWEEN!!!!