THANKSGIVING, TAKE 1:
FATHER: You know, Child. You are very lucky to have this meal in front of you.
DAUGHTER 1: Yeah, Yeah. I know.
DAUGHTER 1: Just don't make me buy school lunch again.
FATHER: I dare say... You are very right.
THANKSGIVING, TAKE 2:
GRANDMA: Eat su'more turkey dearie.
DAUGHTER 2: Okay.
DAUGHTER 1: No thanks, Grandma, I'm full.
MOM: Mom, why did you make so much turkey?
GRANDPA: Don't question your mum's ways, or else!
THANKSGIVING, TAKE 3:
(Our last, desperate attempt, this time at home)
DAUGHTER 2: Why did we put up the Christmas Tree so early?
DAD: Ask your mother {Hum-bug}!
MOM: What do you mean? Its heavenly!?!?!
DAUGHTER 1: I don't really care, at least it looks pleasant...ish.
DAUGHTER 2: (Banging fork on table, chanting) Bring out the turkey!
Bring out the turkey!
Bring out the turkey!
DAD: Watch yhe mouth, or maybe yhe won't get any!!! Arg!!!!!!!
POST-THANKSGIVING, TAKE 1
DAUGHTERS 1 and 2: Mommy, we have secret. We are from the other side. {Dolphin sounds}
MOTHER: No! It can't be TRUE!??!?!
FATHER: (Runs [swims] in) What in Mermaidia- No! My children! You can't be...
DOLPHINS!?!?!
DAUGHTERS 1 and 2: {Chanting creepily} We are from the other side...
MOTHER and FATHER: {Screams}
THE END
Hope you enjoyed our new play called "Weird Thanksgiving"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
THE END
Hope you enjoyed our new play called "Weird Thanksgiving"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
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