Thanksgiving

THANKSGIVING, TAKE 1:

FATHER: You know, Child.  You are very lucky to have this meal in front of you.

DAUGHTER 1: Yeah, Yeah.  I know.

DAUGHTER 1: Just don't make me buy school lunch again.

FATHER: I dare say... You are very right.

THANKSGIVING, TAKE 2:

 GRANDMA: Eat su'more turkey dearie.

DAUGHTER 2: Okay.

DAUGHTER 1: No thanks, Grandma, I'm full.

MOM: Mom, why did you make so much turkey? 

GRANDPA: Don't question your mum's ways, or else!

THANKSGIVING, TAKE 3: 

(Our last, desperate attempt, this time at home)

DAUGHTER 2: Why did we put up the Christmas Tree so early?

DAD: Ask your mother {Hum-bug}!

MOM: What do you mean? Its heavenly!?!?!

DAUGHTER 1: I don't really care, at least it looks pleasant...ish. 

DAUGHTER 2: (Banging fork on table, chanting) Bring out the turkey!
Bring out the turkey!

DAD: Watch yhe mouth, or maybe yhe won't get any!!! Arg!!!!!!!

POST-THANKSGIVING, TAKE 1

 DAUGHTERS 1 and 2: Mommy, we have secret.  We are from the other side. {Dolphin sounds}

MOTHER: No! It can't be TRUE!??!?!

FATHER: (Runs [swims] in) What in Mermaidia- No! My children! You can't be...

DOLPHINS!?!?!

DAUGHTERS 1 and 2: {Chanting creepily} We are from the other side...

 MOTHER and FATHER: {Screams}


THE END

Hope you enjoyed our new play called "Weird Thanksgiving" 

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!