Monday, July 22, 2013

Consider us now "International Adventurers"!!!! Part 2

So after thinking about it for a very very long time, we definitely ruled out that our own family could be in on this caper. Our great Auntie Em could NEVER be the thief since she acted so sweet, caring, and innocent with us (as always). And even though Grandma Wendy and Grandpa Charles are always acting very suspicious and mischievous, they are way way WAY to old to pull off anything like this!!! What in the world were we thinking!!!

We decided to really get down to business and start up this investigation full time. Doing such though requires time away from Mommy and Daddy so we could go about solving the mystery. A much needed distraction was necessary ...

 Emery and Avery trying to "sneak away" together,
only to be quickly caught by Mommy and Daddy

 Avery tried "playing with other kids" in 
the hopes that she could blend in and get away ...

 ... but wouldn't you know, Mommy and Daddy 
were always right there taking photos and such!

Emery made a break for it, running 
 down the Avenue des Champs-Élysées ...

 ... but Mommy always nabbed 
her before she got too far away ...

... they were always just too quick and reactive to run away
from ... it was going to take more than just running away ...

... it was time to put a good getaway plan together, 
so we went on a ride to set a plan into action.

It was time to show how mad someone can really get when sometimes things don't always go their way, like the infinite sadness and fury a baby has when a fun carousel ride gets stopped abruptly (watch the torment in the video below)!



The aftermath of Emery's "tantrum" when the carousel stopped ... 
note this was really just a trick to get some alone 
time away from Mommy and Daddy!

After some even more persuasion, we finally talked Mommy and Daddy into leaving us in our room for a very long nap while they explored the surroundings. It was actually much easier than we though to get them out of our hair this way.

Mommy and Daddy exploring Paris ...

... and Marie Antoinette's castles 
of huge mirrors and chandeliers ...

... and statues of monkeys on goats ...

... and of course, always back to the great Eiffel Tower!

So while mommy and Daddy we away, us kids finally got on the case ...

Emery and Avery out on their own searching for clues!

There were so many suspects everywhere!!!

A representation of Avery in deep thought as 
she runs through all of the clues to date ...

... EUREKA, a first real lead 
pops out from the clutter!!!

 
We just had to test some hypotheses involving 
how someone could evade all sorts of anti-thief protections!
Sometimes nature and the surrounds show off clues 
that might be normally overlooked ...

... only trained experts like ourselves know 
how to read the environment for these clues ...

... and it always helps to have good 
contacts in an unfamiliar city! 
Our contact Maggie (seen here) had some 
valuable insight to help us on the case.

She directed us to a specific bench on a 
Southwestern corner from the Eiffel Tower ...
it seems this has been a hot spot 
for illegal art dealings in the past!

After only a few hours of watching, we got a lucky break!
I recognized a well known master art thief had stopped by. 
Good thing we can read lips! Their conversation seemed to 
indicate that the Mona Lisa was going to be shipped out tonight 
from "the store" but they never said what "the store" was and 
every time they called it that, they made this weird gesture pointing 
upwards into the sky that reminded us of another clue, 
a painting at the Louvre. 
Could this be a real critical clue??? 

We had to get back to the Louvre fast!  

Racing down the halls of the Louvre ...

... right down to where it was ... 
Leonardo da Vinci's St. John the Baptist 
pointing upwards into the heavens ...
and wouldn't you know, but right above the
 painting was an advertisement for ...

... this place!!!! Could it be that this is "the store"? 
Could it be we were about to solve this mystery!!!

Before it got too late, we had to rendezvous back with 
Mommy and Daddy before heading to the police dept ... 
but as always, they first wanted to first eat some lunch ...

... and of course, as usual, take some time for 
some photo-ops along the way ...

 
... way too many photo-ops ...

... way way WAY too many photo-ops ...

... and also of course another out-in-the-open 
Emery diaper change!!!

We were super excited that we were in the mist 
of solving our first international mystery ...

... "Emery and Avery, International Heroes " 
has a nice ring to it ...

... we had to act fast before nightfall to capture the thieves, 
so we grabbed the Paris chief of police ...

... and then back to the Louvre it was!!!

But get this, the police chief said our hunch way impossible! 
The family who owned the Fragonard Parfumeur were very 
good friends of his and there was no way they were involved. 
The chief then said the business that moving to London 
as of today, so he would not even waste any of his time 
following leads on anyone outside of his jurisdiction. 

We knew exactly what we had to do next ... 
board a plane off to London it is!!

TO BE CONTINUED

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Consider us now "International Adventurers"!!!! Part 1

An urgent call from far far away concerning a very high profile theft provided the backdrop for our first ever international case!!! Follow along as we piece together this mystery (and also try to have a very nice vacation too!) ...

LOCATION OF THEFT: 
Louvre in Paris, France

ITEM MISSING:
Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa

PRIME SUSPECT:
Artist rendering of thief from 
eyewitness accounts

We told Mommy and Daddy that we won a "Pig in a Poke"
contest that provided the airfare and accommodations to 
help keep our cover as a typical American family abroad

Emery "researching the theft location" 
while we spent 10+ hrs on our first plane

 Avery reading up on thief profiles that steal
such high valued items during the long plane ride

 Lots of down time during transit, with
lots of waiting for connecting planes ...

 ... some more waiting for luggage delays ...

... and then waiting for trains ...

 ... then very long train rides ...

 ... and then a taxi for a very long car ride ... 
notice the "big girl" baby seat Emery used in Europe
(they are very advanced in "child safty" out there) ...

 ... to then a long stroller ride (and quick nap) 
before finally start up our investigation!

 But ... first Emery needed a new diaper 
(and the only place to really change a diaper
in Europe is in any of the many public parks) ...
 
... but then in the park there happen to be a nice
little ice cream stand that smelled so great, so ...

... we ate ice cream ... then everyone started thinking 
that it had been awhile since eating a real meal 
other than snacks and airplane food, so ...

 ... off to the local pub ... where everyone
got sort of sleepy/cranky/inebriated since we had
been awake traveling for 30 straight hrs, so ...

 ... off to get some much needed sleep, but not before
yet another diaper change while on-route (at a bank's
window along Avenue des Champs-Élysées) ...

... we then finally slept non-stop for two days!!!

After that much needed sleep, Mommy and Daddy 
wanted to explore and this was the perfect cover for us ...

 ... fitting into the surroundings as 
"simple American tourists" as we start our investigation ...

 ... eating the local foods ...

 ... shopping with the locals ...

 ... even sometimes trying to "look just like the locals" ...

 ... and yet other times looking like typical Americans ...

... and yesy of course it's fun to have fun with 
the people you love while working, right?!!??

We finally really got started on the case
soon after a trip to the Eiffel Tower

 And since "it is" the Eiffel Tower, you have to 
get the typical "jumping" pic ... when we did it, 
you would never guess who we ran into!??!?!?

 Auntie Em?!?!??

 Ok, so of course we had to do another 
"jumping" photo with her

 As we started to chat about "what a coincidence 
meeting like this was" and "who would have thought
 we would bump into you here", we immediately both 
thought that this seemed highly suspicious ...

 ... but it was great to see her and visit with her ... 

 ... and to have snacks in the park and run around and such ...

 ... but then things got really suspicious when we all "just happened" 
to run into Grandma Wendy and Grandpa Charles in Paris?!?!??! 
Were these actual clues?!?!? Were they all in on the theft?!?!? 
To solve this mystery, would we have to put our family in jail?!?!??

 Avery and I had no idea whether these were
real leads or pleasant surprises ... we could barely wait
to see what happens next as we really started up on the case!!!

TO BE CONTINUED

Friday, July 12, 2013

Blast Off ...

Avery thinks I can't jump as high as her since I'm "just a baby", so I had to show her just what these baby legs can do ... watch my video and be amazed!!!

I think I can, I think I can ...

... gravity has nothing on me!!!




Sunday, July 7, 2013

Emery, the Plumber ...

 Daddy had a big plumbing problem,
one he couldn't just figure out ...

 ... so I squeezed on in,
and had myself a-look-about ...

 ... to properly diagnose, I took a long long break,
and then started to run it all through ...

 ... in a moment it just came to me ...
Eureka, Daddy ... I know exactly what to do ...

 ... you take a-this and a-that and then a-rat-a-ta-ta ... 
put it all together and away goes all that animal fat ...

 ... boy, I wish being a baby 
was as easy as all of that!!!